![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:11 • Filed to: bmw | ![]() | ![]() |
Methinks the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! was a bit of a dumbass.
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that took me a minute
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In regards to the CDs, please tell me you played one and this happened:
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I played one and my head sprouted a backwards baseball cap with a sticker on the bill. Had to go to the ER to get it removed.
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Isn't your mom the previous owner?
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:19 |
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I should not that those aren't the actual headlights, they're LED angel eyes.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:20 |
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The one before her. She never even drove it, she just bought it from them, fixed it, and now I've bought it from her.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:21 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Suuuuuuuuurrrreeee. :P
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:22 |
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How do you manage to screw up headlights? I sure hope you got a screaming deal on that. Lord knows what else is wrong.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:23 |
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This is actually to comply with Massachusetts State Transportation Code 1D-01-T about daytime running lights being oriented to the driver's side of the car.
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For some reason I don't believe you.
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ok so... wow
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:27 |
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BMW debuted the angel eyes with the 2001 facelift of the E39. This one's a 1999, meaning these are aftermarket and the dumbass PO just didn't put them over the right lights.
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Oh wow. Took me a while to figure that out. so weird.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:29 |
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Makes it look very... shifty. (Get it? 'Cause it's a manual?)
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:31 |
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Dr. Mr. Party-vi III, Esq., PhD, DDS, LLC.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 15:33 |
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Hey! Mines a manual too! when it's cold does it take your gearbox a while to warm up and the 5th lock out kind of stays down for a while?
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No DDS but I do have DCT, ABS and 4WS.
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When it's cold it takes a lot of effort to get into R but otherwise it's fine.
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weird. The issue goes away after about 15min. I think that the spring gets cold and sticks until everything warms up again. I'm going to ask the mechanic about it though...
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THEY REMOVED THE STICKER?!?!?!? YOU LOST ALL YOUR STREET CRED, YO!!!!!
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It does appear to be really clean for that many miles.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 16:26 |
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The only evidence that it's not just off the showroom floor is a scuff on the rear bumper and a crack on the wood panel that covers the radio
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That doesn't sound bad at all! Which wheel style does it have?
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I thought the real dudebro look was having it on forwards, but have it merely sitting on the cap of your skull rather than firmly around your head.
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I'm wondering if they installed 4 and 2 of them burnt out.
![]() 01/14/2015 at 17:20 |
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Welcome to the E39 masterrace.
This reminds me of all the shit I've found in my car that one of previous owner fucked up. To stick with the headlights: It seems like they attempted to install an aftermarket xenon kit at one point, atleast that's what I've found under several tons of empty coke bottles in my trunk. They obviously failed (after cutting all the wires) and completely botched the whole headlight wiring to make them work again. The problem is that it's not only poorly done and messy as hell, my passenger side angle eyes only work occasionally now and I still need to figure out where exactly the cable might be broken. It really is annoying. And don't get me started on the clutch and transmission...
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BBS
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And about those CD's, I found a micro SD in the car, still filled with tons of music and photos. This was only one of them.
Kinda gives you an idea who owned the car before me...
![]() 01/14/2015 at 17:47 |
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Niiiiice!
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What poor sap took that photo?
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And I got BBC
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e39s are famously suspicious of wranglers.
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And rightfully so, they're always trying to weasel in on that straight-six exclusivity.
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I don't know, its not the only questionable content on that sd card.
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I know you didn't mean British Broadcasting Corporation but I will assume you have British Broadcasting Corporation.